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No. 460: In which ILLEGAL things are admitted to

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In which ILLEGAL things are admitted to

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
T-Rex: I JAYWALKED once.
Dromiceiomimus: I trespassed on someone's property to take a short cut after I got lost in the countryside one time.
Utahraptor: I killed some guy.
T-Rex: Whut?!!
Utahraptor: He cut his fingernails at his desk.
T-Rex; Oh.
T-Rex: Totally justified.

The author writes:

No jury would convict you for that. Seriously.