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Pizza for Pizzatarians

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex: I've invented a new type of pizza.
T-Rex: MEATY McMEATFACE!
T-Rex: The base is an inch-thick slab of compressed meat tailings. The meat on it is the flesh of all sorts of dead animals.
T-Rex: The cheese is meat and the sauce is blood.
Utahraptor: Does it come in a vegetarian version?
T-Rex: Some of the animals might have eaten a plant once.

The author writes:

Actually... I could totally see Domino's doing this now.

Except they'd stuff the crust with suckling pigs.