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How to fake SCIENCE!

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

{T-Rex has multiple purple tentacles protruding from his body}
T-Rex: I've mutated!
T-Rex: RAARRH!
T-Rex: Check out my tentacles!
Dromiceiomimus: Writhy.
Utahraptor: Dude...
Utahraptor: Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't just mutate and grow tentacles.
T-Rex: Fine. I faked it.
T-Rex: I got into a teleporter with an octopus.

The author writes:

I wasn't sure if it was "writhy" or "writhey". And Wikipedia was no damn help at all.