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No. 410: Shoot Firth and ask questions later

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Shoot Firth and ask questions later

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Tim Mason

{T-Rex is wearing a purple velvet bow tie}
T-Rex: Presenting the Firth Annual Dinosaur Whiteboard of...
T-Rex: COLIN FIRTH PUNS!
T-Rex: Firth up: Did you hear what Colin Firth's grandson named his son?
Dromiceiomimus: No, do tell.
T-Rex: Colin Firth the Fourth.
Utahraptor: When Colin goes out to multiply, it's the Forth of Firth.
T-Rex: Amongst his peers, Colin is Firth among equals.
Utahraptor: His wife fell in love at Firth sight.
T-Rex: He's always Firth in, best dressed.
T-Rex: Enjoyed these puns? Firth impressions count!

The author writes:

Jewellers like to go to Colin's place to polish diamonds on the stairs leading up to his front patio. Because the Firth step is always the hardest.