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No. 399: Maybe it'd be better if he hosted a cooking show

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Maybe it'd be better if he hosted a cooking show

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker, Jonathan Gan

T-Rex: I'm starting a talent show.
T-Rex: REX FACTOR!
T-Rex: Contestants sing a song on stage. If I turn around and their position is betrayed by their movement, I eat them!
T-Rex: The most delicious one wins!
Utahraptor: What if they're tied for most delicious?
T-Rex: Oh, I dunno....
T-Rex: Whichever one sang a little bit better, I guess.

The author writes:

Winning contestants go on to compete in the Eurovision Being Eaten Contest.