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No. 398: I'll call the business: Brew 'n' Screw

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I'll call the business: Brew 'n' Screw

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker, Tim Mason

T-Rex: I've just come up with a great new scam.
T-Rex: I'LL BE RICH!
T-Rex: I'll buy bulk coffee beans and make coffee for like 5 cents a cup, and sell it for like $3.50 a cup!
Utahraptor: By the time you add costs for milk, sugar, labour, rental, cleaning, advertising, and public liability, you're only making 5% profit.
T-Rex: Oh. I'll sell printer ink refills on the side.

The author writes:

Alternatively: Drink 'n' Ink.