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No. 372: All Glory to Hypno-Rex!

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All Glory to Hypno-Rex!

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex: Your eyelids are getting heavy. You are getting..
T-Rex: VERY SLEEPY!
T-Rex: ON the count of 3 you will go get a caffeinated beverage to alleviate this condition.
T-Rex: And also cluck like a chicken.
T-Rex: 1.. 2.. 3!
Utahraptor: Buk-buk-bukawk!
{Utahraptor leaves}
T-Rex: I'll have a skinny soy latte.
T-Rex: Thanks.

The author writes:

It must be great to be a hypnotist. You can get people to do all sorts of favours for you. Whenever you're on stage and in front of a live audience.