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No. 36: The Cambrian Diet

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The Cambrian Diet

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I'm going on a new fad diet!
T-Rex: The CAMBRIAN Diet!
T-Rex: I don't eat any flowering plants or animals with a backbone.
Utahraptor: How's it going?
T-Rex: Well, it was a bit rocky at first...
Utahraptor: How much have you lost?
T-Rex: 420 million years!

The author writes:

Things you can eat on the Cambrian Diet include:

No fish, no poultry, no red meat, no fruit, no grains, no dairy, no honey (it comes from flowers).

The scary thing is, I can totally imagine this becoming the next new fad diet craze...