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No. 356: In 'ertford, 'ereford, and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly 'appen

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In 'ertford, 'ereford, and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly 'appen

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the...
T-Rex: MOUNTAINS[1]
T-Rex: From there it runs off in streams which merge to form rivers that carry the water down to the plain.
Utahraptor: Ha ha!
Utahraptor: Nice deconstruction! Most amusing!
T-Rex: What? That wasn't meant to be funny.
T-Rex: I like geographic facts.

The author writes:

[1] Spain Annual Precipitation Map, howstuffworks.com.

Also, My Fair Lady would have been a much better movie if Eliza had thrown those damn slippers in Professor Higgins's lousy face, quite frankly, and then gone off to open a successful florist chain with branches all across Greater London.