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No. 325: It's about as much use as tits on a bull

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It's about as much use as tits on a bull

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex: T-Rexes live to about 30 years.[1][2] I'm 15.
T-Rex: MID-LIFE CRISIS![3]
T-Rex; But I'm also a teenager! I want to buy a sports car but I don't make enough on my paper route!
Utahraptor: That that's tough? I live to 12!
Utahraptor: I'm having my mid-life crisis and don't even have my grown-up teeth yet.
T-Rex: Wait. Why do we have milk teeth?
T-Rex: That makes zero sense![4]

The author writes:

[1] Dinosaurs: How long did they live? - The Guardian, 7 February, 2009.

[2] Erickson, Gregory M.; Makovicky, Peter J.; Currie, Philip J.; Norell, Mark A.; Yerby, Scott A.; Brochu, Christopher A. (2004). "Gigantism and comparative life-history parameters of tyrannosaurid dinosaurs". Nature 430 (7001): 772–775. doi:10.1038/nature02699.

[3] Midlife crisis, Wikipedia. Accessed 2016-01-25.

[4] Unlike the rest of this comic...