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No. 298: I suppose if this was set in Scotland he could get a deep fried Mars bar

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I suppose if this was set in Scotland he could get a deep fried Mars bar

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Ian Boreham

T-Rex: I went to a fish & chip shop and ordered some squid and octopus. But they were out.
T-Rex: That SUCKS!
T-Rex: So I changed my order to a serve of fugu and whale meat.
T-Rex: But they didn't have any of those either!
Utahraptor: That BLOWS!
T-Rex: I know!
T-Rex: So I just got chips.
Caption: Write your own punchline - we've done enough already.

The author writes:

Later he had a problem with mosquitoes.

That bites.