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No. 296: The first round only takes 1046000 years

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The first round only takes 1046000 years

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I'm playing
T-Rex: QUANTUM GOLF
T-Rex: You just wait until the ball quantum tunnels off the tee and into the hole.
Utahraptor: Sounds fun!
T-Rex: Yeah, you can drink gin and tonics all day and still do well.
T-Rex: Only problem is everyone scores a zero.

The author writes:

I suppose you could change the scoring mechanism to how long it takes you to complete a round, rather than how few strokes. Yeah, that would make it totally playable!