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Also completely gluten free!

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I'm now...
T-Rex: 99% SUGAR FREE!
T-Rex: I only eat 1% of my body weight in sugar each day.
Utahraptor: That's... not what it means.
T-Rex: Oh?
Utahraptor: Ya.
T-Rex: Well then...
T-Rex: More doughnuts!

The author writes:

There's an ad campaign current here right now, with posters at railway stations and bus stops and that sort of thing, with photos of beer bottles, of several well known brands, and the caption: "Your favourite beers are all 99.9% sugar free."

Seriously.

No, seriously.

I expect before very long we'll be seeing ad campaigns like: