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Dad Jokes: 9572

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex presents:
T-Rex: DAD JOKES!
T-Rex: Episode 9572.
T-Rex: Got your nose!
Utahraptor: But T-Rex, dinosaurs don't have noses.
T-Rex: So how do we smell??
T-Rex: Through our nostrils!

The author writes:

They also don't have thumbs.

So how do they get a grip?

They just breathe deeply and try to relax.