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No. 252: Seriously, who would be harmed by this? "Families"??

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Seriously, who would be harmed by this?

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I've decided to...
T-Rex: GET MARRIED!
Dromiceiomimus: Cool! Who's the lucky she-dinosaur? Or he-dinosaur, since you may marry whoever you want to.
T-Rex: Nobody! I'm going to get married by myself!
Utahraptor: But...
T-Rex: Why should people who aren't attracted to anyone be excluded? It's discriminatory!!
Utahraptor: Thats... actually an interesting point.
T-Rex: Right! So you'll also be supporting my bid to qualify for the next Rugby World Cup.
T-Rex: By myself!

The author writes:

I'd pay to see him versus England in the semi-final.