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Fabulous offer!

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

{It is pouring rain, and T-Rex is up to the torso in water}
T-Rex: Got a fancy letter in the mail the other day.
T-Rex: You won't believe what it said!
T-Rex: "You and a friend are cordially invited aboard our luxury vessel for 40 days and 40 nights. Free of charge!"
{the water is rising fast}
Utahraptor: Did you accept?
T-Rex: What do you take me for?
T-Rex: It's clearly a SCAM!!

The author writes:

And that, folks, is why the dinosaurs died out.