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No. 179: Periodic Table of the Elephants: 1

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Periodic Table of the Elephants: 1

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex: T-Rex presents The Periodic Table of the Elephants:
T-Rex: 1. ASIAN
T-Rex: Large mammals of the genus Elephas, ranging from the eastern Himalayas to the island of Borneo.
T-Rex: Also delicious in a Goan curry.
Utahraptor: How could you contemplate such a thing? They're endangered!
T-Rex: Well, I must admit, one does last a very long time.

The author writes:

They freeze well. Just stick them in a Siberian permafrost.