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Actually they did until the patent expired

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

{T-Rex is a Magic: the Gathering card; cost 2GG, power/toughness 4/4}
Caption: Legendary Creature - LIZARD BEAST!
Caption: (tap): Stomp target house!
Caption: (2): Go back 3 spaces.
Utahraptor: But that's an ability from a different game!
T-Rex: Oh come on!
T-Rex: No one has a monopoly on game mechanics!

The author writes:

I was actually wondering what colour T-Rex should be, until someone pointed out the screamingly obvious.