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No. 169: You should see him tiptoe through the tulips

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You should see him tiptoe through the tulips

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I'm learning to play the...
T-Rex: UKELELE!
T-Rex: It's small enough that I can play it with my tiny hands.
Utahraptor: But you only have two digits on each hand.
T-Rex: I don't need digits to smash it on the stage!
T-Rex: It does tend to go out of tune quickly, though.

The author writes:

Alternative penultimate panel line:

T-Rex: Humans can play guitars with six strings, or even 8 or 12!
The punchline following this is left as an exercise for the reader.