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No. 149: There was one in my freezer once, all plucked and gutted

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There was one in my freezer once, all plucked and gutted

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex: Everyone has a dead bird story.
T-Rex: EVERYONE!
T-Rex: A friend of mine had his golf ball land on one. He had to look up the rules on what to do.
Dromiceiomimus: Was it a birdie?
Utahraptor: I was swimming once and a dead bird hit me in the face.
T-Rex: Ewww.
Utahraptor: True!
T-Rex: So what's your dead bird story?

The author writes:

These stories are both true: golf - AC; swimming - DMM.

Share your dead bird stories in the forums.

(And no, it wasn't a birdie. He had to take a drop and lose a stroke. Or else play it as it was and smash bird guts all over the fairway.)