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No. 111: I bet he thinks this comic is about him

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I bet he thinks this comic is about him

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: {orange text} What words rhyme with "orange"?
T-Rex: ALL OF THEM!
T-Rex: Just use it in a song: {singing} You walked into the party, like you were walking onto a yacht. our hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was ORANGE!
T-Rex: Ta da!
Utahraptor: That's awful!
Utahraptor: That's a crime against the English language! "Yacht" doesn't even remotely rhyme with "orange".
T-Rex: Two gold records say otherwise!
T-Rex: Wait 'til the rap version!

The author writes:

Seriously, you can get away with rhyming anything with any other thing in a song.