The longest running webcomic on the net.
"I have better things to do than be here, you know."
Phoebe enjoys playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Eliza is a professional psychotherapist.
Helia is training to be a comedian.
"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. They're not laughing now!"
Scott is a scientist. Not mad, thank you very much.
"Do you happen to know a taxidermist who specialises in human beings?"
Duchovny is an alien pretending to be a human.
"No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough."
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"This series of panels has some cool dialogue."
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Ivan hails from Soviet Russia.
"In Soviet Russia, attention wasn't paying you!"
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Anya may be an alien...
"Tell me about your human mating customs."
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Brian is not entirely sure this whole mezzacotta thing was a good idea.
"We have readers?"
"Hi. We're doing a meta-meta-webcomic today."
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"This randomly generated comic is just not working today."
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