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Spray on sweat

Friday, 22 February, 2013 | Posted in Ideas by David Morgan-Mar

You know when you want to look as though you’ve just been out getting a great workout, or jogging, or playing a hard-fought game of tennis? But you haven’t really? So you need to fake it?

You need a spray-pack of simulated sweat! A few quick spritzes under the arms, a mist over your face to give it that post-workout glow, and assorted spots and drips everywhere else, and you’ll have everyone convinced you’re an exercise junky! It’s water with a few salts in it for authenticity. And no offensive smell, so you can continue to attract people admiring your ethic of hard work and healthy lifestyle.